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tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.
Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!
by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022
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Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."
by Squinterz April 11, 2023
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Bitch tits

When someone *normal birth givers* have huge saggy chesticals
by Adolf nigler July 31, 2023
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tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"
by Elle_dubs June 8, 2022
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Tit woman

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."
by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022
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Slippy tit

Belfast slang. Meaning sleekit, sly.
"here slippy tit, don't think I didn't see what you lifted there"
by Monathemillbag May 6, 2022
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Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.
by Nerd Tits May 7, 2022
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