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Cousin Fucker

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin

Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!

Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard

Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022
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goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal
man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
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fuckity fuck fuck fucker

people who are so stupid that no one profanity can describe them.
by eric_cartman96 December 23, 2022
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Funny fucker

a person who chooses their sexual partners based on how funny they are/how much they make them laugh
“I’m such a funny fucker- if a man makes me laugh he can make me do anything
by mumpus December 24, 2022
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more that fucker

An angrier version of motherfucker, showing rage.
"I'm so pissed that I'm the whitest more that fucker in the group" -That_Friendly_Enderman, 1/3/2023
by allesh January 3, 2023
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Burgundian rock fucker

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."
by The Burgundian rock fucker January 5, 2023
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Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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