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five

the five is the most valued number being used for clock time, and uh... other things. fun fact! five is the most even odd number but six is the most odd even number.
P1 'Five shots of rum and i'm gone.'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'
by Quim (dont search it up) April 24, 2021
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Ninety-five gallon sweat

A person who wastes all their time on video games and never goes outside which makes them who they are. They can also be toxic people.
Bill: Hey Jake, wanna meet up?
Jake: Nope, I am going to game for the rest of the day.
Bill: Then you're a ninety-five gallon sweat you bozo!
by YT Tartarus April 29, 2021
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Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.
That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.
by Catwater311 May 8, 2021
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Fiving

When you remove the skin of your Penis by putting it inside a twisted tea can.
“Bro I was fiving last night, best Ejaculation of my life.”

“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”
by Joelio June 3, 2021
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Fives

The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)
Dude its Fives, we should bow.
by Gatrick June 11, 2021
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sxhnxpple..five

the best fan page out there. Loves Noah Schnapp, Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Will Byers, Five Hargreeves and Aidan Gallagher
Hater: i hate sxhnxpple..five!
Me: well they’re the best fan page out there so ha!
by Tomridddleswife June 17, 2021
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Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!
Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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