April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

April

This morning; the morning of the same day.

Man, my tummy started hurting out of nowhere this April.

by Chesnut Hater July 18, 2023

6 april

Day when the flatest people are born on

Dam he was born on 6 april, he must be flat

by anonymous July 31, 2023

April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

April 20th

1. national marijuana day

2. adolf hitler’s birthday
4/20

happy april 20th!

by .qw3rtyz September 3, 2023

april 14th

My bday 🤵 ♂️🔫🧊🚢

Oh no a iceberg its april 14th

by Kityliam September 21, 2023

april

bloke

april is a bloke

by somepuremadguy October 1, 2023