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Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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Texas

A term used for when the whole team goes Engineer in TF2
God damnit it's Texas again
-a person in TF2 when Texas
by Maitomies March 17, 2022
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mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
by livelaughlové March 21, 2022
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Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks
by Bandera texas January 24, 2022
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Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.
He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.
by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022
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Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.
Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.
by BeefStewy January 25, 2022
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Texas

Texas (/ˈtɛksəs/, also locally /ˈtɛksɪz/; Spanish: Texas, Texas ) is a state in the South Central region of the United States. At 268,596 square miles (695,662 km2), and with more than 29.1 million residents in 2020, it is the second-largest U.S. state by both area (after Alaska) and population (after California). Texas shares borders with the states of Louisiana to the east, Arkansas to the northeast, Oklahoma to the north, New Mexico to the west, and the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the south and southwest; and has a coastline with the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast.
Hey bro!
Hiiiii!
How is it in Texas?
Kinda good!
Niceeeee.
by Α January 25, 2022
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