poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex

My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss

by Jokerweb626 October 4, 2015

Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.

Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?

by JustABastard October 29, 2018

minty poop

When you take a shit and brush your teeth While on the toilet

My stomach was aching but I had to brush my teeth so I took a Minty Poop

by Espidermon321 July 10, 2018

Poop Chip

A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.

You want a poop chip

What the hell is a poop chip

by Na'Khiya October 8, 2018

squirt poop

An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.

Yo, I went to Taco Bell the other day. It didn't sit well with me, I had squirt poop all night!

by kd2950 June 24, 2019

brain poop

when you have to poop so bad you poop you brain

i just brain poop

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago March 31, 2017