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Noun: A proverbial term, often used to refer to one who was cool at a prior point in time but is now wholly lame

Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends

Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"
EX 1:
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?

Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.

Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?

"No I have to work tomorrow"
by It dfntly is like shes into it November 24, 2016
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Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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Post-factual

Lame excuse for wanting your way in life.

In other words, it's for stupid people.
Man, I don't like math; I'm just gonna say I disagree on my next test, because, you know, post-factual.
by drinsidious December 25, 2016
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Poste

Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.
Girl: Is that Poste?
Other girl: Omg he is , let's suck his cock
by Beta Male October 10, 2018
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Post-coital wispa

Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.
He pulled out and they rewarded themselves for an excellent shag by sharing a post-coital Wispa.
by Fabadel October 23, 2018
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Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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post-tassy

The era after the passing of a tassy.
1. The United States of America is doing much better post-tassy.
2. During the tassy days, there were snakes, hassys, passys, lassys, dassys and bassys. It was a time of turmoil.
by purfy July 9, 2017
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