Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear

He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.

by Steeatsea March 28, 2020

Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.

"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."

by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 21, 2020

Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.

Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.

by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020

Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

Rusty Sally

The act of finishing yourself off after pulling your cock out of a woman's butt!

My wife said she was starting to feel some pain so I had to give myself a rusty Sally!

by Rusty Sally May 3, 2020

rusty walter

The act of girl squirting in a bowl of butterscotch candy by an old man, while he teabags her with a hairy ball sack.

Erin got caught by Raymond being rusty Walterd by Ron at the retirement home during Covid 19 Quarantine

by The rustiest Walter May 20, 2020

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020