If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

people that have Zee in their name

absaloute fucking gigachad and legens. expept for tat rroblox adopt me player. Meme zee is a brief example

im people that have Zee in their name and im a gigachad

by etfddgdfdffdfggf October 24, 2022

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.

“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
“Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”

by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022

I have found your IP address

I have found your IP address

I have found your IP Address

by Br0kenC0re May 28, 2022

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.

Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021