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Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Turtle

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.
Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!
by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 5, 2023
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Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.
Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.
by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
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Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.
by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024
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mine turtle

by rydersacramento July 6, 2024
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Rail Turtle

The original name for the train Canon in super Famicom wars
Finally I have enough money to afford a rail turtle!
by SpaceNoscoper479 July 10, 2024
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