no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

march

national be-cool-to-kaden day. be nice to your friend kaden (with a k) on March 1-31 all throughout march : ) this is 100 percent a real thing

kaden: you know what month it is?
person: march
kaden: yeah

by ticcit July 27, 2021

march 19

your the most coolest bad bitch transgender if your born on march 19th!

example:

mark: oh uh btw andy when were you born? i wanna check something-

andy: march 19th, why?

mark: ohhh makes complete sense! ur transgender AND ur the baddest bitch i know!

by badbitchconfirmed February 15, 2022

March 28

National we all skip this day; We all skip this day!!! And we don’t celebrate or do anything!!!!

Man 1: “it’s March 28!!!”
Man 2: “what about it?”
Man 1: “it’s National we all skip day!!!”
Man 2: omg that’s amazing

by Regginbut February 16, 2022

March 20th

So basically, March 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th.

by KurnoKBalls February 16, 2022

March 1st

Hug a friend day

You: it's March 1st hug a friend day

Friend:ok

You and friend: *hug*

by Day_counter February 18, 2022

March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything, as long as you’re shorter than them.

On March 1st I asked my significant other for a hug since I am shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022