Diamond Valley College

A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport

Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there

by DungeonPenguin March 15, 2020

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College Strikeout

Going for three separate girls in one night and not getting any luck. The night usually ends in a drunk cigarette.

Never thought id college strikeout on a friday.

by Stevoof July 20, 2020

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Narrabundah college

a school that values academic excellence over all else and shuns losers for their lack of intellect.

"I go to Narrabundah college"
"you must be a very sad person"

by the one and only manny July 22, 2020

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A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.

John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.

by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020

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