snake

People with small ears are very annoying and talk sh*t about you all the time.eat rats

Coach"why did u skip practic
Snake"I had to baby sit"(lie)
Rat "he had to go take a Shit"(truth)

by Blacksnake123 March 6, 2017

Snake

A person who acts shady and talks about other people behind your back.

Girl: Yikes, look at that snake over there.

by Snakes Anonymous March 6, 2017

Snake

Someone who tries to get into someone else's relationship and thinks it's okay

Omg she's such a snake. She's always trying to ruin my relationship!

by Clearskyandwater March 12, 2017

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

mississippi pine snake

Slang term for a very large penis.

"ted, you'd better stand back I gotta piss. I don't want you getting bitten when the Mississippi Pine Snake comes out.

by Frogmuffin April 22, 2016

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016