egg daddy

when u fist a milf

damn im her egg daddy

by fhduxrujytgfvi August 27, 2019

Egg

Something the comes from a chicken and you can eat in an infinite amount of ways.
Slang for a persons Testicles

1. Make me some eggs
2. OH MY GOD YOUR EGGS ARE SOOO BIG!

by Funion But it's on Urban August 30, 2019

Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead

Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.

by Egg shell September 4, 2019

Egg Dipping

When a male takes his testicles and shoves them vigorously into a woman’s vagina or mans asshole, he then pops them back out and puts them back in repeatedly.

Matt: Hey babe you wanna try egg dipping again tonight?
Meghann: Yes omg I love when you put your singular testicle in me and repeatedly pull it out and put it back in.

Matt: Alright babe get ready, my ball is extra swollen tonight. You’re in for a treat.

by BeastialitySupporter September 23, 2019

Egg

Chicken armor.

The chicken is protected by its egg

by Yeetenhiemers September 30, 2019

Hater Eggs

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of throwing hate at that person in the metaphorical form of getting "egg on your face."

Why do you keep throwing hater eggs at everyone?

by SirJimble October 2, 2019

Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019