Drunk Shawn

A person that loves to get beer at the Dollar General store, is anti-social, and eats corn the long way.

You see that dumb fuck over there! That's a Drunk Shawn.

by Micro Penis 1980 October 12, 2025

Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.

Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.

by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025

Punch Drunk

When someone had stayed up long they begin to act disoriented.

Awe shit!!! There goes Amber again knocking shit over she must be punch drunk after being awake for two days!

by 77TamBam80 November 3, 2025

Jeonghan-drunk

When you’re dangerously obsessed with Jeonghan’s cutie patootie angel face and demon personality. You trust him even when you shouldn’t, and you like it.
Sweet words, chaotic intentions , that’s his charm.

“He lied to me with the cutest smile. Ugh. I’m so Jeonghan-drunk.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

Fag-out Drunk

Being so drunk you perform sexual activities with a guy despite being (allegedly) straight. Some call it the highest level of drunkenness. Aka fuck a dude drunk

Ben got Fag-out drunk again last night. He said he came to with a dick in his mouth and could hardly walk today.

by anonymous November 28, 2025

Fag-out Drunk

Being so drunk you perform sexual activities with a guy despite being (allegedly) straight. Some call it the highest level of drunkenness. Aka fuck a dude drunk

Ben got fag-out drunk again last night. He said he came to with a dick in his mouth and could hardly walk today.

by anonymous November 28, 2025

You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday

This means that you are carefree and jolly.

Damn, Daniel, that amusement park made you look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 December 21, 2025