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trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.
Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.
by Joy Rising August 11, 2024
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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Salad Bar

A person whom is just as lame and boring as a all you can eat buffet salad bar
She doesn't do anything all day except fall asleep in her lap
Yah that b*tch is a f***ing salad bar
by Babygirlchels February 23, 2023
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Hot Tortellini Salad

A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
by Dynamite Thundersteel February 28, 2023
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Salad Shooter

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.
"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.
"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."
by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023
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Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.
Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023
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