Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022

Purple Rain

We are meth cookers and our neighbors seem to be catching on, it might be time to take them out.

I think it's time to Purple Rain these bi***s.

by notcm February 10, 2022

Purple stickman

a stickman that is purple

a: did you know what stickman won?
b: yeah, purple stickman did.

by Slovenize March 31, 2022

Purple Karlsson

When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity

Man, that Judy gives a mean Purple Karlsson

by SpanglyCharly April 2, 2022

Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.

Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.

by Istabu2day April 6, 2022

Purple Gun

Also known as the "Streamliner", shoots a shit ton of bullets at a high rate only doing 6 damage per bullet. This one is reloadable, including Green Gun.

Mason Troy adams! (shoots camera with streamliner) MASON!!!! (keeps shooting camera with Purple Gun)

by PocketPallie April 9, 2022

Purple puffle

When you are going ham in the pussy and you pull out punch it as hard as you can until its purple and swollen. Then leave.

I gave that hoe a purple puffle then dipped out

by MoistAnuspuncher April 17, 2022