Revenge hair cut

Revenge Hair Cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes

by Swim Coach Al April 1, 2020

butthole-cut

A cut in your butthole

Des really enjoyed his new monster-sized sex toy despite the fact it gave him a butthole-cut or two.

by Yourmatephil April 8, 2020

iso-cut

When you are in isolation and need a haircut.

I'm locked up in the house due to 'Rona, think I'll need to get the misses to give me an iso-cut

by matty_mc_matty April 11, 2020

cut

in a state of peak conditioning and physical fitness

damn girl, you cut as fuck

by jennaleejane April 12, 2020

Pankey cut

A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.

Oh man that pankey cut looks great

by Teamadam69 March 2, 2020

cut the cat

Female masturbation

"I've been so horny during quarantine, all I do is cut the cat all day."

by RayaLoe May 15, 2020

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020