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Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

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Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.
by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021
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long hotdog

It means Ethan's long and hard boner. IT became harder after a touch. It is filled with blood so it looks like a pink American classical hotdog.
The chef touched the "long hotdog" in order to help Ethan exercise.
by Q0617 April 8, 2021
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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Long Neck

what makes girls sexy
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021
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Long hair louis

Long hair louis,is louis tomlinson (a.k.a the sun) with long hair seen recently as of april-march of 2021. Most of us louis stans freaked out over this,because even though the man is 29,he doesn't know how to take a selfie :|. anyways as you can see,mr.stylinso- oops (hi) sorry i meant mr.tomlinson,has lucious shoulder length hair,we would adore if he let his s/o (Mr Harry Styles) braid his hair.
Louis stan: OMFG DID YOU SEE LONG HAIR LOUIS YESTERDAY?!?!?
random mf taking a walk: who even are you?
by larryslovebot April 27, 2021
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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot
by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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Long shlong

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong
by Jigglytits May 13, 2021
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