Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 4, 2021

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Dead Man's Truce

A Dead Man's Truce occurs when a person gets both of their arms torn off; with one arm being shoved down the now armless person's throat and the other arm shoved up that same person's rectum. Both detached appendages are shoved so far into each orifice that they meet in the middle for a handshake just before the person's light leaves their body.

Whoa! Bryce got his arms torn right off and humiliated with a Dead Man's Truce. He's not going to live through that.

by Chef's Kiss June 8, 2021

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Dead Weight Dude

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023

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im fucking dead

It is used when a funny meme is posted on discord but you cant stop laughing to it, these memes are generally offensive or low quality to get a rare "im fucking dead" reply.

Jack : *posts a meme*
Micheal : im fucking dead 💀

by IAtePeople June 30, 2023

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Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022

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dead man sesh

When someone has a party but doesn't invite everyone who is part of the regular group. This causes the sesh to be boring as major people aren't there so it's awkward and uneventful.

Why is Lizzie having a dead man sesh? I heard she's only inviting 10 people what a joke

You didn't miss anything at the party it was a dead man sesh

by vxnxs77 February 25, 2022

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