Twat Swap

Twat swapping is the term used for couples who partake in swinging. Typically referring to the females being swapped between the partners.

FRIEND: "Hey did you hear why Chris and Ryan haven't been at practice. THEYVE BEEN TWAT SWAPPING KAREN AND LISA EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT INSTEAD OF GOING TO PRACTICE.

FRIEND 2: No way

by Antibarbie69 April 30, 2025

Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White

That twat Joanna white.

by KeyzerSöze June 4, 2025

Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

Twat

An ignorant person

Lilly is such a twat

by I’m crazy April 13, 2023

Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

by Vapercise April 30, 2023

twat-bitch

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.

"That Sam Smith is an absolute twat-bitch."

by Jap Sy August 24, 2023