French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)

1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.

by charlolobffff December 31, 2020

French dyslexia

Condition of which you cannot read French

Charlie has French dyslexia

by The New English Dictionary January 14, 2021

Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.

"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."

by Splorpy January 23, 2021

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.

Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.

by Joelito69 January 25, 2021

French

The language you use when you want to make someone know that you think you are a posh twat and is better than you in every way. It is repulsive and considered a sin to even say the word "French" in a church,catherdral or any holy place( doesn't matter which religion) It is also common courtesy not to speak any french in any place as you have now become a burden upon society

Judge: You have been charged of being French, how do you plead?
French Person: Guilty

by JohannIsn'tMyName January 27, 2021