Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

Muds my truck

Irritated, upset with a situation.

“Man that really muds my truck!”

by Double Diesal April 17, 2022

MUD MAN

Just like porch monkey, jungle bunny or even spook mud man means BLACK PERSON!

Dan- "look right there Johnny I see me a black man bout 30 yards out"
Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"

mud man

by bones from monster house February 14, 2022

Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022

mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021