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ethan

an acronym for "essential Tinder hangout attendee's name".

When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).
Last night Tinder dudes offended our ethan so we stood up and left the date.
by whatadroner February 12, 2022
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Ethanal Fire

Ethanal Fire, an Ethan Muziki catch-phrase derived colloquially from the term "Eternal Fire". It refers to timeless music or music with a high shelf-life. Music that keeps on giving hence the fire that keeps on burning.
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Ethan Hotaling

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck
Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct
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Ethan Hotaling

Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.
Ethan Hotaling is funny but dumb. Don’t be like him.
by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022
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ethan
by Marcago February 13, 2022
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Ethan

A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.
Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me
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Ethan

Ethan is sweet and a good friend, but a TOTAL simp. He is crazy for someone (Greta) and he has been obsessed with her for 6 years. Even tho they kinda flirt, he has not taken the first step yet and I hope they end up together.
Ethan?
yeah.
The simp? or the normal one.
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