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Rusty Wallace

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.

Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.

We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
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Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.
Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.
by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023
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Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.
My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!
by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023
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Rusty sprocket

When a guy has his hand in a guys ass and is giving him a reach around
I heard Big Earl Gave Dan a Rusty sprocket. Later that night he blew his pink sock
by Chapo Ghestappo September 1, 2023
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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
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Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.
Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.
by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023
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Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.
Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.
by Field Armorer July 28, 2023
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