Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

Mud Duck

A dude that just wants to eats girls asses… Nothing else

Did he end up fucking that chick? Nah man, he’s just a mud duck

by Mud Ducks Anonymous December 16, 2021

The Mud

Another name for Toledo, Ohio; T-Town. In reference to the world famous Toledo Mud Hens, as well as the fact that we be living in the turf and on our grind. As in, we come from the mud.

“Hey, didn’t you say you’re from Toledo?”
“Yessir, I come straight outta The Mud.”

by cbomwhitemystery December 20, 2021

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

Mud Duck

Rookie cb operator with a weak signal that doesn't transmit far. 'nickname'

'Calling for someone'. How about that motorcity mud Duck , you got a copy?

by 211 Detroit 🎙️🦆 December 25, 2021

mud balls

When performing anal sex, the bottom ends up pooping on the penis and/or balls

“Did you hear about Kenny and Travis? Travis said Kenny gave him mud balls!”

by mshane95 December 25, 2021

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022