throw hands

when you slap a tracy across the face.

my friend and i got into a disagreement so we started to throw hands.

by raptorrené April 28, 2020

pride hand

The hand in which one uses to cover his/her genitalia when caught naked

Mark utilized his pride hand when Sally ripped off his towel, exposing his abnormally small penis

by coolgreek August 14, 2011

Barbecue Hand

Attempting to shake one's hand with a sticky residue on your hand.
I.e.- Ice cream, barbecue, grease, semen, etc.

Joe - Ewww, what's that on your hand bro?

Ashton- My bad, I've been having a bad case of Barbecue Hand lately.

by Team Jordan. November 19, 2011

These (conceptual) hands

Rated-E for everyone

Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

hand yourself

An alternative phase for when your too lazy to say you’re about to jerk off.

Bro are you really about to hand yourself? Shame.

by SquardWed March 19, 2021

hand shandley

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.

Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.

by sweet September 8, 2003

Glad Hand

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.

" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022