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by Ssjbru June 17, 2020
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Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.
"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."
by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020
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marvel a-fuckers

The marvel a-fuckers fought their first bout with explosive diarrhea
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Tom Fuckered

We sure got Tom Fuckered last night

Let's get Tom Fuckered when we get there
by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020
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Little bitch fucker

a man or a woman who is such a dumb ass that they mete as well fuck themselves because they are little bitches
"Oh she's a little bitch fucker Couse they killed me in the game because I was afk for a second"
by Flupdiplupins October 13, 2020
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Little bitch fucker

A little bitch fucker is a term used to describe some one who is such dumb ass that they are be fucking themselves because they are little bitches.
oh she's a little bitch fucker because they didn't ban a person who was obviously cheating.
by Flupdiplupins October 13, 2020
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Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!
Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on
by Comrade Plasternasty July 6, 2012
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