pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman

Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”

by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018

best kind of fan

No matter what dumbass move the team pulls, you'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on.

"You're the worst kind of fan."

"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."

by RaistliniltsiaR June 2, 2018

Bandwagon Fan

A person who becomes a fan of winning teams in different sports from around the country, rather than being a fan of all the teams in his own area. When questioned, the person tries to pretend he’s always been a fan of those teams.

Allan Petty Pickens is a Bandwagon Fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers, Seattle Seahawks, St Louis Blues, and San Francisco Giants.

by Fakes Can GTFOH June 11, 2018

Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

plight fan

serkan josh, cody, joey are all plight fans. NOT BILL

omg serkan is such a fake plight fan

by dialtone August 20, 2022

True Fan

A certain definition of True Fan on Urban Dictionary that is not from me is not the truth. A certain message of True Fan on Urban Dictionary that is not from me is not the truth.

That is person is a True Fan. /

by JordanJohnsonistheone August 28, 2022

Wallabies Fan

Someone who supports Australia in rugby union. Being a Wallabies fan is among the toughest jobs in the world, as fans are often tortured by false dawns.

Being whipped with the cat-of-nine-tails is almost as torturous as being a Wallabies Fan.

“Why is Michael so depressed?” she asked.
“He’s Wallabies Fan.”

“Ohh makes sense.”

by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022