fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

mad slap for your car yo

Having excessive and/or dangerous amounts of bass in ones vehicle. Provided usually by a subwoofer of various sizes and brands... yo.

Vincent: What is that sound?
Jarrod: Thats just my mad slap for your car yo
Vincent: Ohhh I understand nowwwww. May you turn it up louder please? I wanna be fucked in my ear pussy.

by lalalaroorooga2009 December 29, 2009

Irish Car Bath

When one uses the windshield washer and squeegee at the gas station to clean other parts of the car.

A bird crapped on the hood of my car, so I just pulled into Shell and gave it an Irish Car Bath after I filled up.

by sparkyb99 June 30, 2011

My car is slow bai

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;

Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.

by Stanley April 12, 2004

Irish Car Bong

An Irish variation of the strikeout. You take a huge bong rip and immediately do an Irish Car Bomb, then exhale the bong rip.

Dude, Brain just did the sickest Irish Car Bong!

by Da Dawwwggg January 27, 2009

do guys still open car doors

a term used by females when a simp opens the door for a woman in a car.

simp: *opens car door*
girl: *gets in*
also girl: "do guys still open car doors?"

by weenyhutjuniorneedles May 18, 2021

this isn't where i parked my car

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!

Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!

by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010