Asshole-English

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.

He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Asshole

someone with the name of danny libretti

did u hear what danny libretti said such an asshole!

by fudisokdbfhd October 24, 2019

Asshole

You

If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”

by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019

Asshole

Ernest Au

Ernest is an asshole

by ernestison9 October 31, 2019

Asshole

a stupid ass bitch that deserves nothing because it sucks asshole

LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE SHE SUCKED ME OFF

by Kitty Kat ;) November 4, 2019

Asshole

A hole in your but that can have things going in or out

I got raped in the asshole

My uncle shoved his purple dilldo up my asshole

by 69420ismyfavoritenumber November 13, 2020