anti-biology

What facebook moms call people who don't want children, aka antinatalism.

Person 1: I don't really want kids.
Karen: Not wanting kids is anti-biology, anti-natalist, and absolutely horrible! You should be ashamed!
Person 1: ...

by pizzazz dude October 4, 2019

Anti-date

A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.

After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.

Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"

by CrazyTrainCDMX August 7, 2019

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person

Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

by thatonewhitedude August 16, 2019

Anti-Reproductionist

Someone who does not want to have children

She was an anti-reproductionist her entire life - she knew she did not want to have children and she lived happily ever after without being a parent.

by Amishoney August 23, 2019

Anti-smokesis

To decline hittin the blunt when offered

Man1:here
Man2: nah im good
Man1: so you anti-smokesis

by Chunkydoll96 September 2, 2019

anti-superior

Someone in a very low quality, rank , or status.

The homeless man is very anti-superior.

by Limbcrasher September 22, 2017

Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.

Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

by chandlerjgomez March 29, 2017