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Morning waffles

When you have sex in the morning and use the man’s cum as syrup
Morgan : yesterday my boyfriend made me morning waffles

Rebecca : wow that’s so cool I wish my boyfriend did that!
by reloadduos January 19, 2026
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Douche-Waffle

When you eat your poop in the shower and puke it back up and stomp it down the drain.
Dude earlier I me and my friend douche-waffled together
by Poofarter69 January 24, 2026
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