the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.
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Get the sam mccombs mug.an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
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Get the Sam Porcello mug.a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
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Get the sam coop mug.He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
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