Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

Texas Chilidog

The product of throwing up on top of a shit in the toilet.

Ex:" My roomate left a surprise in the toilet and I turned it into a Texas Chilidog."

by Potato_Soup530 August 7, 2022

Texas sundae

When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Texas Fill Out

This situation normally occurs with men who move to Texas. Previously, they may have had a light bodily frame. Upon moving to Texas, they fill out with that healthy cornbread glow, looking extra thick and fine. We call that a Texas Fill Out.

"Have you seen Logan since he moved to Texas?"

"No, why?"

"Boy's got that Texas Fill Out!"

by Welovetexas August 27, 2022

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Not Texas Man

Guy with a Incredibly small dick, He was born in a "Lab" got adopted by galactus, Then his 2 black father figures adopted him and called him texas man then died. He is also a famous retard and a viet.

Raiden is Not texas man

by hooman101 October 27, 2022