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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."
by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011
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piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation
person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!
by proman7777 August 21, 2011
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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
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retard

someone who thinks that a PC's performance relies on an SD card commonly gets provinces mixed up with cities in the United States of America and has no ability to sit still for more than 3 seconds. Name usually starts with an R standing for retard.
Person 1: Hey look at that retard being annoying while people are trying to teach him to use a spreadsheet
Person 2: Yeah fuck him.
by suckthisdickspick November 15, 2018
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Retard

Retard is an accent.

Not all have it but the way most are unable to pronounce words literatly correct, creates a way of talking that can only be described as an accent.
They spoke like a retard
by 6000ccmotorbike November 16, 2018
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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
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Retard

Smart guy 1. Don't You hate that retard.

Smart guy2. Yes.
Donald Trump. Hello.
Both smart guys. Get out of her retard!
Donald Trump. 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
by Dylan Minor November 20, 2018
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