Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.

Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.

by Smith Words June 2, 2014

spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014

Post Revue Depression

A clinically recognised form of depression whereby medical students involved in the cast and crew of a med revue steep into a deep state of depression after the show's completion

Matt hasn't stopped crying all week, he must have some serious post revue depression aka PRD

by P2theAT August 22, 2014

Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"

"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"

by Ohsider October 14, 2014

Post couple

Fake couple; one is there to catch the rebound
Unrealistic

They aren't perfect they are a post couple

by ANONNNNNNNN December 30, 2014

pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.

"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"

by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013

post-optimist

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight

Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013