Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.

Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro

by she_themtitties November 7, 2023

Michael Lee Brown

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋

“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible”

by skinniestlegend1213 October 21, 2019

Justin Michael Malachinski

A racist.

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

by cumwithoxiclean September 12, 2021

michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022

Edward Michael Nigma

Full name of The Riddler from DC’s Batman. Found in Batman 171, 1st Silver age.

My favorite character is Edward Michael Nigma

by Batmanfan26 November 16, 2022

James Michael Smith

A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin

Linda, I had another dream about James Michael Smith. We had sex for hours.

by Mortifer_47 January 14, 2022

The Michael Cera Rule

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.

"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule

by Hannibal Lector42 May 14, 2011