Max

Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.

Friend: Awww, so cute cat!
You: Yeah!
Friend: Is his name max?

by anonymous October 28, 2021

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

Max $antos

AKA Watamane
A mf who makes good ass music but is hella slept on

"Yo bro you heard that new Max $antos"
"Hell yeah shit slaps"

by Max $antos September 10, 2021

Max

They are just named Max. They have been born. They most likely have hobbies. They might like food.

Friend: Hey Max.
Max: Hi!

by tiredidiot September 18, 2021

G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.

"That's some G-max bullshit right there"

by Wangomango September 19, 2021

Max T

A large slim teenage boy who slaps people for not being g.

Max T proceeds to slap somebody because they weren’t g and yells the phrase “go home”

by MrPoopyButhole42069 September 21, 2021

Max

Max is generally a common name for gays/bi’s as it represents their gayness going to the maximum amount.

Max: Hey guess what
Man: What

Max: I’m max wanna go out with me

by The gayest boi September 23, 2021