I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

by The SQUIP April 5, 2022

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

by Yes… April 20, 2022

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

my words have been taken out of me

Ryan Yerrow's saying its copyrighted it his don't take it, its his in his newest video (yes he finally found the publish button on his YouTube channel)

Ryan: My words have been taken out of me, that's a saying now I just coined it it's mine sorry nobody else can say it, copyrighted it

by LolitsmeL November 28, 2020

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.

by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020

You people have become very predictable and dull

See, for an INTJ it is easy for me to predict people’s motives after only a while of observation.

The Jewish administration of this website is laughing at you people. Heehee, Dumfuqs.

He’s like a spider that has trapped flies into his web.

You people have become very predictable and dull

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.

If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020