bad egg

the thing that dan marks is

dan marks is a bad egg

by scary bald thing February 20, 2019

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019

Egg

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.

“Bro, what’s the deal with that idiot who walks with his head?”
“Bro, I’m pretty sure he an egg.”

by samuelli February 28, 2019

Boiled Egg

Nectar of the gods

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.

by C4cat March 6, 2019

Egg

Someone that types up egg on urban dictionary hoping to find a fuck recipe or something

Christine: I like eggs
Jimbob:fuck off

by I like trains23 March 8, 2019

bad egg

Someone who is a spy and is very spy.

"MrC0_ is a bad egg" -Holly XO

by Major Thot Patrol March 14, 2019

a cool egg

THE MOST FUCKING COOL EGG GIVE HIM SMOKE HE’LL SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AND EGG😤😤😤

*Guy 1* Yoo I heard you wear a cool egg
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A

by A cool egg March 19, 2019