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Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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Donald Deez Nutzz

Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz

1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.

2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."

3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."

4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.

Usage:

"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
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Mc Donald's

A place where children turn into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens. At every bin it says: stay one minute at the bin and people stay there until they smell like Chinese noodles and avocados mixed with butt juice

Eww thats disgusting
by TherealUNMANK December 25, 2022
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Mc Donald's

A place where children turn into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens. At every bin it says: stay one minute at the bin and people stay there until they smell like Chinese noodles and avocados mixed with butt juice

Eww thats disgusting
by TherealUNMANK December 25, 2022
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Mc Donald's

A place where children turn into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens to get more money
At every bin it says to wait at the bin 1 minute for no reason
All the time the ice cream is broken
by TherealUNMANK December 25, 2022
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Mc Donald's

A place where you get turned into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens to get more money for vegans

The ice cream machine is broken BRUHHH
by TherealUNMANK December 25, 2022
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Donald

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition
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