five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

by m.slaty December 2, 2021

high five

when you finally become friends and

josh finally high fived me today !

by mrlickmaballs April 26, 2022

Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99

Top five oldest year 7s are very very young

by Aliminatory October 26, 2022

decaf five hour energy

trash (like you :O)

your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you

by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022

Five long years

That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.

At first it was going well. Then setback after setback... Loss after loss... Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win... Into five long years of hell.

by LOOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOORD November 12, 2022

council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022