BIFAR BURGERED

When someone lathers you with ketchup and mustard and screams "Bring in Feyd and Rabban"

Last night I Bifar Burgered your sister.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

BIFAR BURGERED

When someone lathers another in ketchup and mustard and screams to "Bring in Feyd and Rabban"

Last night i Bifar Burgered your sisters weiner.

by F.Herbert September 2, 2025

fucking up a mean burger

when you eat a really really good burger

“i can’t talk rn i’m fucking up a mean burger”

by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025

Burger Slop

A form of neo-traditional cuisine comprised primarily of ground beef, potatoes, and cheese; including an assortment of spices.

A quick and easy source of both protein and calories.
Recipes of this variety are traditionally not written down, nor are they often adhered to (as opposed to baking or cooking).

"I made some burger slop for dinner last night, and it tasted kind of like a big mac."

by FoodSlops September 18, 2025

Durr Burger

A fat slobbernaggle that suffers with penis envy. Has a peanut for a weiner. He also comes with a combo of malnourished quail eggs. A fat, natural arching penis wrinkle, who fights like floyd mayweather with muscular dystrophy.

Omg he is such a durr burger!
Stop being such a durr.
Mid ass D!

by colonizing October 4, 2025

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Burger

Someone who is unskilled/clumsy at a specific activity or subject; A klutz.

Dude, you're being a massive burger right now. A cheeseburger, even.

by QuadGod67 October 7, 2025