Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

tit hit

The thing applied to the hoes that be needing one.

"You're just BEGGING for a tit hit."

by CBass5342 November 23, 2016

Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.

Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.

by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018

Tit nibbler

A baby who's teeth are growing in. Usually, if this baby still gets breastfed, he'll/she'll nibble a bit on the nipple of their mother.

"Ow, Little Johnny just bit my tit. I guess it became a tit nibbler."

by The16fire August 7, 2017

Civilian Tits

Female breast in which do not belong to pornstar, strippers, or prostitutes. These females often show them unexpectedly.

Non-Professional Tits

We were at the diamond's club last night and saw a nice pair of civilian tits!

by Dirty Dick Dave September 1, 2017

Rips for Tits

An expression that someone might say after you ask for a hit of whatever theyre smoking on. If someone says “Rips for Tits” to you, it means you can only have a hit if you do them some type of sexual favor or flash them.

Well-Intended Innocent Female: Can I hit your juul?
Guy that goes to Private School: You know the drill..rips for tits.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019