He is a cheating whore who will lead their exes on while having a whole ass girlfriend. He is a horrible maccas manager and lowkey ugly too.
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Dylan is someone you would never want to let go of.
He is fine, cute and lovely, he loves playing video games.
he loves the girl that he is dating.
He’s The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He’s the bestest friend and boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is perfect in every way and everything he does is perfect.
If you’re bored tell him because Dylan’s are good at having fun.
Dylan's eyes are the prettiest even in the sunlight. sometimes he looks like a little fish but that’s okay. If you ever find a Dylan keep him close to your heart and don’t ever let him go because they are very rare and special.
There’s only one anyways and he’s not for u.🥰
Dylan is someone you would never want to let go of.
He is fine, cute and lovely, he loves playing video games.
he loves the girl that he is dating.
He’s The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He’s the bestest friend and boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is perfect in every way and everything he does is perfect.
If you’re bored tell him because Dylan’s are good at having fun.
Dylan's eyes are the prettiest even in the sunlight. sometimes he looks like a little fish but that’s okay. If you ever find a Dylan keep him close to your heart and don’t ever let him go because they are very rare and special.
There’s only one anyways and he’s not for u.🥰
Me: “Omg and did I mention Djs size? And the color of the Dylan’s tippity top.?”
Them: “No! Tell me!”
Me: “Why would I tell u.? Djs not for u”
Them: “No! Tell me!”
Me: “Why would I tell u.? Djs not for u”
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Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
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