Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.

Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.

by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

wonk nose

A person with a severe crooked or wonk nose .

Eesaah shake your wonk nose for me

by Callumj16 April 11, 2024

Wonk

A filler word used when making a sound effect to a aggressive action or event.

For example:
Rodney: *places a book down aggressively*
Francesca: "Wonk!"

by Analogue_Microwave November 30, 2021

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Wonks

An adjective word that means weird and inaccurate. Maybe uncontrollable and uncomfortable. Used by Moriah Elizabeth in her Dollar Store Makeover video.

That's so wonks!

It just looks so wonks!

by anonymous June 28, 2022