Jerk-Value

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House

"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."

by Sugarrip July 1, 2009

values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

Pull-out value

Pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. Pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1.

Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20

dude 1: "Damn, Ms. Chandler thicker than a bitch"
dude 2: "Hmmm. I'd say her pull-out value is .09"

by K H I N G October 2, 2016

Value of "x"

Sheer torture where you stop understanding math because it got mixed up with letters.

They told us to find the value of "x" in math class,I officially gave up on ever graduating at that moment.

by #itsAndrea January 31, 2019

Value Add

Term frequently used by the Schwartz family tree, predominately those with XY chromosomes, to describe people/objects/actions that have a positive impact on society.

Erik why do you like EDM music? No musical talent there, not a value add!!!

by Rebel03 February 19, 2019

Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019