Twit

A pregnant gold fish.

Them: You are such a twit!

You: Excuse me!? I am not a pregnant gold fish

by Sad and sassy February 10, 2019

fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018

twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018

twits

notifications on twitter

Nan: I've got 10 twits & i dunno how to get rid of them
Granddaughter: ten what?
Nan: 10 twits honey, get with the times smh

by datebayo June 26, 2019

twit bitch

a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.

God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch

by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019

Twit

Someone who makes many mistakes and is quite foolish

Fiona: is this really necessary?
Makeup artist: this is very necessary Fiona

Shrek: I'm shrek you twit

by Imshrekyoutwit April 20, 2019

twit

a person who misses the toilet/urinal when peeing

bro ur such a twit

by man o man i gots an orgy August 10, 2019