Squirrel

A male who is mostly interested in sex, or will only call or text a female for sexual purposes.

"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."

"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"

by fckasquirrel August 1, 2009

Squirrel

A woman.

A chick.

A female

" man I went to them club and it was wall yo wall filled with nothing but squirrel"

" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"

by Marco Bengy February 26, 2011

squirrelling

A person who is very curious, is jumping/running around always looking for something new and exciting to do, and who absolutely can not sit still. Basically just like a squirrel.

He is always squirrelling around and never sitting stil.

by icream December 29, 2011

squirrels

mama squirrel who lives in a huge tree and is nuts about nuts!?!?! i mean acorns :. also annoys the hell out of people.

oaooeoaoaoa mama squirrels voice

by tina bo biina December 7, 2006

squirrell

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.

Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?

by JOSH April 5, 2005

Squirrel

A fuzzy woodland creature that happens to be horny all the time, so watch out if you happen to pass by one while you're alone. These horny bastards don't descriminate against gender, so everyone has to keep an eye out. Oh, and in other cultures their other name is "Alex"

-Dude, I need to go take a piss

-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels

-You mean an 'Alex'?

by Nattie Nightmare August 15, 2008

Squirrel

Is a bastardization of Quirrel, which is a bastardization of qurl, which is a bastardization of gurl, which is a bastardization of girl.

Man: Check out that amazing squirrel.
Friend: That's bestiality, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.

by zirconium November 7, 2011